Grandma’s in the Halloween Costumes

Peanut and I had taken Grandma to town to run a few errands and when we got home we all sat down and had dinner together.

Grandma: Did you see the Halloween costumes in the back of the store?

Grandma brings her voice down to a loud whisper. The whole table can hear her.

Grandma: Did you see the ones for those kinds of girls?

Me: What kind of girls?

She whispers louder in her sweet grandma tone.

Grandma: You know, the girls that are sluts, Dear.

Grandma: Those costumes were just nasty.

Lee eggs her on.

Lee: What were they like?

Grandma: Tassels for the boobies and skimpy little shorts that wouldn’t even cover a baby’s bottom.

Grandpa: Doesn’t sound bad to me. You should have bought one for yourself.

Grandma: Hush up! You are one sick perverted old man. I would never wear tassels. They would hang down to my knees.

Lee: That does sound pretty raunchy. Was the costume red or black?

Grandma: Oh no, they were a pink color.

I get in on the game.

Me: Well they couldn’t have been for those kind of girls because those kinds of girls usually only wear black or red.

Grandma got on her serious face.

Grandma: Really? In my day the sluts of the world wore pink.  I believe the proper name for the shade of pink they wore was…let me think a minute. Oh, yes. Now I remember. We called it ‘Titty Pink.’

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